0 Way too Fast and way too Furious!

The best part of the Super Bowl was the debut of the Fast & Furious 6 trailer.  Quick, tangent. I'm a bit disappointed that they went with a simple name for the sequel.  There was a high standard to uphold.  Just look at the previous movies... you have The Fast and the Furious, 2 Fast 2 Furious, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Fast & Furious and Fast Five.  Use of "and" and "&" numbers in the titles and the most creative of the bunch the omission of "the."   Seriously, such big time creativity.

Anyways, a trailer of such epic proportions deserves a breakdown...

1. Vin Diesel sure looks sad to have 100 million dollars.
2. Oh damn, the Rock. What's his name in the movies? It doesn't matter what his name is. 'Cause there is sure to be a lot of fighting and wrasslin'.
3. Wait Vin wasn't hiding? Oh man.  INTRIGUE!!!
4. Highway high jinx with the military vehicles, I'm going out on a limb and predicting some explosions.
5. Uh oh it's the chick who I thought was actually in prison in real life, who sucked on lost and who was supposed to be killed in one of the past Fast & Furious movies, I think.  I'm not sure.  They all blend together.
6. Slow bass, slow bass, slow bass... it always makes everything more dramatic.
7. Tyrese Gibson, back to give the comedic touch as he always does in his roles in action movies.
8. Machine guns and car chases. Now that is a great combo.
9. The bad guys car with a ramp or something, looks like it would have been a prototype for the Bat mobile. Bruce Wayne has got to be pissed.
10. Paul Walker being Paul Walker.  He brings to much to the table.  By the way if you haven't seen Running Scared you should.  It is an actually decent movie with Paul Walker.  Shocking I know.
11. Girls, girls, girls, cars, cars, cars, races, races, races, that's why dudes love these movies.
12. It took almost two minutes to get the first hip-hop song in the trailer. I think they might be slacking a bit.
13. Oh the bad guy doesn't like the good guys code.  I've never heard that before.  This bad guy must have aced his online bad guy college classes.  He must be stealing in order to pay back his loans he took out.  Now that is some heavy motivation.  Man those online colleges are scams.
14. Man getting shot by the ex-gf who you thought was dead. That's cold blooded.
15. Oh you just knew their had to be some girl-on-girl fighting. Broads can never get along.  
16.  I take back the slacking part, 'cause now there is a tank. A tank that can race cars and blow shit up.  As  in the words of another great action "I've got to get me one of those."
17. Flying Rock punch? Sure why not...

18. Wait... they just took down a huge plane with cars and then Vin Diesel drives out of the flaming plane.  SMH. My mind has been officially blown.

Memorial Day cannot get here soon enough...