Oh man, I was just looking at recent posts on the blog and if you just took a causal glance you'd think we were a Christmas song blog. But, that's far from the truth. We have lots of other random and less than useful things to rant about, which you can see in the flurry of posts today. So now onto the first in a never ending series of trailer breakdowns because who doesn't love a good trailer.
The Star Trek reboot or rewhatever from 2009 was beyond big time.1 *Spoiler Alert* it might just end up my pick for film of 2009, if we ever get to that point. But here is a breakdown of the recent teaser-trailer.2
1. Bad Robot logo... now this is going to be sick3
2. Patrick Stewart's voice? He's the bad guy? Wait what?... 5 minute internet search... Oh not that cool it's the voice of some other British actor. Those Brits all sound the same to me.
3. British guy says he is returning for vengeance. Classic bad-guy motivation. Love it.
4. Captain Kirk, he's looking pretty intense. Don't mess with the Captain ever.
5. Red city with red plants and then a cliff jump OMG!
6. New blonde chick. Can't go wrong with that casting.
7. Inception like BBRAAAAAAAAA, BRAAAAAAAAA, BRAAAAAAAA. Thanks Chris Nolan for creating that trend.
8. Spock with a gun. Dude is all business.
9. Spaceship in water. Wait is this a Star Trek reboot sequel and a Hunt For Red October sequel in one? I see it going like this Spock is actually related to Sean Connery's character and he's out for revenge. Is your mind blown?
10. Sparks in the cockpit of the Enterprise. You'd think a billion dollar spaceship would be better constructed. But it is always blowing up and sparking. Maybe it was caused by Harold from smoking up too much weakening the strength of the hull.
11. Spock running a lot like Tom Cruise. Maybe Tom Cruise was hired as a running consultant on the movie. He does have the best run in the biz.
12. Cities blowing up. This British guy isn't messing around at all.
13. Closing logo. Very nifty.
Conclusion... This film is going to be awesome. Thanks J.J.!
1 I don't care that there are inconsistencies with the Star Trek universe in the 2009 film. Trek nerds have way too much free time on their hands. It's a film not a bible.
2 I was planning on breaking down the just released trailer, but it isn't blog friendly and requires you to view it on iTunes, so I'll stick with the older teaser, which isn't much different anyways.
3 Insert random comment here about how I am a J.J. Abrams fan boy. J.J. Abrams is the man. He always will be. I will always write about how he is the man.
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